Sunday, February 1, 2009

ArtNet Keeps Calling

How many times must I say my children's art is not for sale before the Getty, Gugenheim, Norton Simon and the Thomas Kinkade Galleries stop calling? Rather than restrict their enlightening and sometimes controversial pieces to the confines of a museum, we have opted to share their work with the unwashed masses through this blog. Erika's latest maestroverk entitled "Juliet; A Study in Contrasts No. 1" (abstract; medium - Hammermill 20 lb white and Crayola brand ink) evokes the anguish of middle surbubia and its relationship with the shaping of every infant's id.

Christian's "Indeanu Jon's" (photorealism; medium - Dunder Mifflin 24 lb cardstock and non-toxic Marks-A-Lot ink) implores the viewer to examine Hollywood's evolution of the 2 hour analog celluloid adventure into today's never ending 64 bit, self-involving digital gameplay.

If you dismiss these pieces as merely the musings of children, then let me speak to you in your own vernacular - "ya jus' don't git it and never you mind tryin." For the rest of you, send your donations to Erika and Christian's business manager (have you seen the price of paper lately?)

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