Don't Even Try

Don't even bother trying to rip this family off. If you're lucky enough to make it past the hidden cameras, door alarms, lasers, moat, and crocodiles, then you'll have to contend with our children. Step a little too loudly and you'll awake our little ninja. Christian will spring from his dojo, crawl on the ceiling, and smother you like a blanket within two steps of our front door.

Then there's the Pistolera. For fun she pours a little honey on the fence and then shoots the wings off of any approaching flies - from near 50 feet away, no less.

But the deadliest of the bunch is Little Pixie. She looks harmless enough, but she'll kill you with her charm.

PS - the middle photo is the last of my expired Polaroid film. The other two were taken from a new pack of Fuji3000. I punched up the darks a little in Picasa and nothing else. You can see the Polaroid has a brown tone while the Fuji is more clinically B+W.